Ben Franklin once said that the only two certainties in life are death and taxes. On this Tax Day 2013, I would humbly submit a third absolute to be added to this list: getting financially fucked up the ass during divorce proceedings.
For the first time since actually leaving South Carolina, I am truly beginning to feel the financial ramifications of the dissolution of my marriage. As some of you may have guessed, I am talking about my income taxes for 2012. I had gotten used to kick-back i would receive from the IRS for the living, breathing write-off that is my son. Despite the fact that he lived in my home for one-half of the calendar year – I fed him, clothed him, paid for his day care and health care expenses – the STBX is the only one who is reaping the financial windfall of this endeavor called parenthood in 2012.
I don’t want to come across like I’m all about the money. I’m not. I would gladly let the STBX reap the financial benefits of our Son if it meant I had sole custody of him. Hell, now I would settle for joint custody. I really would. My income tax returns are just another example from taking it up the wazoo from the Wicked Witch of the Southeast.
To make matters worse, this has probably been the worst year of my professional life. I didn’t work much this past year, and I made even less money. That and I apparently fucked up my with- holdings during my last teaching gig.
I’m really not trying to be all “the glass is half-empty and there’s a hole in it”. Really, I’m not. I’m cautiously optimistic that this tax thing is the final dark cloud bordering on my silver lining. Things are going extraordinarily well with The Auteur. She and I just had what I consider to be the best weekend of my life so far. If taking my lumps with tax season is the price i have to pay for this remarkable relationship with The Auteur, then so be it.
Wow. it’s true. All I have to do is think of her and I feel better about things.
Perhaps I should reconsider that third certainty.
I really shouldn’t even be complaining. Not today anyway. Not when a great celebration turned into this earlier today…
That first paragraph made me laugh my ass off!