I’ve never even entertained the idea of writing an autobiography. But considering that I blog, who knows? Right now, today, the opening line to my autobiography would go something like this:
“He sounds like a perfectly ordinary non-gun-owning white guy,” was the assessment that the pizza guy made to his manager when he heard Rob’s voice over the phone.
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